Actual text messages from a female colleague that I woke up to this morning:
(411): Puking. In my mouth. Yes. It's true.
...and then, 36 minutes later...
(411): So drunk it's ridiculous.
Apart from being gross, I feel like the second text was rather redundant in the grand scheme of things. I mean, if you were vomiting in your mouth (and based on seeing you 2 hours earlier I can be pretty sure it was due to excessive amounts of alcohol and not some gastrointestinal issue), then it would be relatively safe to assume that half an hour later you'd be classified as hammered.
Just sayin'.
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