Thursday, August 06, 2009
I'm A Simple Man
Colleague: Why are you squinting at that piece of paper?
Zander: I have really bad eyesight.
Colleague: Really? Why don't you get glasses?
Zander: I refuse to wear glasses until I'm 30 -- only 4 months to go!
Colleague: Are you serious? Don't you get headaches?
Colleague: But what do you do when you can't see something far away?
Zander: I stop looking at it.