Thursday, August 06, 2009

I'm A Simple Man

Why are you squinting at that piece of paper?

Zander: I have really bad eyesight.

Colleague: Really? Why don't you get glasses?

Zander: I refuse to wear glasses until I'm 30 -- only 4 months to go!

Colleague: Are you serious? Don't you get headaches?

Zander: Nope.

Colleague: But what do you do when you can't see something far away?

Zander: I stop looking at it.

Colleague: ...


miznyc said...

I agree. You are a simple man.

Drew said...

By simple, you mean "retarded," right? You've needed glasses for at least the 5 years I've known you.