I've been under the impression that my drinking was due to the fact that I am maturing and interested in more adult things these days. For example, I wasn't drinking on Sundays because that's when I like to stay home and try a new recipe.
This past Sunday, a friend called asking to do lunch, and I said I would prefer to stay in and we'd do lunch during the week.
Then, about 9 minutes later, another friend called and asked if I wanted to meet up for a few beers at the bar across the street. Needless to say, I was there within 5 minutes.
So the truth has come out -- I'm not any less of an alcoholic. I'm just a shockingly lazy one.