Cheese.

Sorry but this is so weird I had to share...

So I wake up at 10am this morning, and I'm tossing and turning in bed, and I can only think of one thing. Cheese. Seriously. Tons of cheese. Eating it, slicing it, putting it on bread or crackers and eating it that way. I wish I could explain how it was really the only thing I could think about. I was this close to whacking off thinking about cheese, that's how bad I wanted it. It was possibly the strongest craving I have ever felt in my life.

I actually got out of bed, put on my clothes, and went and bought three kinds of cheese at the supermarket. I've already tried two of them in 4 hours, and the third is only a few hours away.

WTF. I know. I'm sorry, but I had to get this off my chest.