My mother showed up for Emily's birthday happy hour on Friday, and when I gave Emily her birthday gift from a few of us, it was my mother who managed to provide the potential offensive quote of the evening...
Emily: Look! Hoop earrings with my name in them! I've wanted these forever!!
Mother: Oh, fantastic. Now you can go get a job as a cashier at D'Agostino's.
And you people wonder how I got this way?
UPDATE:
Can't believe I managed to forget this, but Cristin was definitely a contender (and very possibly winner) of Offensive Quote of the Night.
Zander: Fred (my stepdad) has the same birthday as Hitler!
Cristin: Oh, April 20th?
Zander: How do you know that?
Cristin: Oh, well, I had this boyfriend in high school who got suspended because... (long, convoluted story)
Everyone: Ah.
Cristin: And I hate Jews.
Mad props to Cristin for that one since she said it in front of my parents mere minutes after meeting them. Talk about first impressions.
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Um, hello, I knew when Hitler's birthday was. How did I not get offensive quote of the night?
Cristin, that is just...awesome.
God.
I am literally sitting here wiping away tears.
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