True Diplomats

I brought Domini as my date to a dinner at Kofi Annan's residence last night, and I am not so proud to say that I was mostly sober and almost polite for the entire evening.


Things On My List That I Didn't Get Drunk Enough To Accomplish:

• Calling the Secretary-General "Koko" to his face
• Getting his wife to drop it like it's hot
• Loudly showing off my fantastic Indian accent for everyone in attendance (my friends KNOW what I'm talking about)

Things I Managed To Accomplish Despite Being Sober:

• Making a disparaging remark about the poor

I guess I can't blame it all on the booze, eh?