Guy #1: What's the baby powder for?
Guy #2: Oh, it's great! You throw some on your balls and ass, and you're still fresh as a daisy when you get home with whoever you picked up at the bars that night!
Guy #1: Ah.
Pregnant woman nearby: [Horrified glance as she walks away]
--Sydney supermarket
five bucks says zander is guy #2....
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