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Randomly just remembered this conversation from Sunday (which means it must have been good, cause I don't remember much):

Zander: Check out that hottie.

Paddy: I think I see a wonky eye though.

Mickey: That's hot.

Everyone: WHAT?!

Mickey: What? I think it's cute.

Zander: What are you talking about? You like people who look retarded??

Mickey: Not retarded! Just a little bit...disabled.